Hello, it's me, OWA. Just a warning, this is a parody. In other words, it's a humerous, comedic type story. It's SUPPOSE to be funny. And so are the drawings. They aren't very good... They were done QUICK!!!!! So don't bother me about it. And now, I'm in the story as Nathalie... That's my real name. And my sister, holy, is also in it. Her name is Chantal....Uh, the girl who doesn't like Sephiroth very much. Well, there is also the legal part.... Squaresoft is the sole possessor of characters such as Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Seifer Almasy, Selphie Tilmitt, Irvine Kinneas, Tifa Lockheart, Aeris Gainsborough, Barret Wallace, Cid Highwind, Vincent Valentine, Sephiroth, Quistis Trepe, Zell Dincht and everyone else... I'm just writting a story for people to laugh at or with me...Which ever that is. Now that thats over, enjoy the story. The Contest Chantal: I’m bored... Nathalie: Me too... Chantal: Can we invite some friends over? Nathalie: Who were you thinking of? Chantal: I dunno... The gang. Nathalie: You call them that????? Chantal: No... Nathalie: I’ll just pretend I never heard anything... Okay, I’ll go call THEM...* mumbles * not the gang... Chantal: HEY!!! I heard that! I don’t call them the gang!!!! Nathalie: Fine, whatever... * walks to her room * Now, who should I call first? * picks up phone book * I’ll just go alphabetically. Aeris....* dials phone number *.. Aeris: Hello. Nathalie: Hi, it’s Nathalie. Aeris: Hi! How are you? Nathalie: Hey! I though you were dead! Aeris: Why d’you call me then? Nathalie: I dunno... Aeris: Well, okay...Bye! Nathalie: Have a nice afterlife! * hangs up * Now, who’s next... Barret * dials phone number * Barret: What? Nathalie: What what? Barret: What? Nathalie: Quit it! Barret: What? Nathalie: Hey!! Stop it! Barret: WHAT??? Nathalie: I said stop!!! Barret:... Fine! * hangs up * Phone: bip bip bip bip... Nathalie: Fine...Who’s next? Cait Sith...Wait, do I really want to invite him? HEY! CHANTAL! DO YOU LIKE CAIT SITH??? Chantal: YEAH! WHY? Nathalie: NO REASON! Okay, I’ll try to call him... * dials phone number * Cait Sith: Hello... Nathalie: Hi...I... Cait Sith: Wait! Nathalie: Euh...Okay... Cait Sith:............................................................................... Nathalie: Hello? Cait Sith: Who is this? Wait! Nathalie: Hmph...Do you want to come yes or no!!! Cait Sith: Okay! * hangs up * Oh no...Who was that? I finally get invited and I don’t know who invited me... I wish I would’ve listened to that guy on the phone and bought that Caller ID thing... Nathalie: Finally....Someone’s coming... Now, Cid! * dials phone number * Cid: What the ?*&?*?$** do you want? Nathalie: Hi Cid! How’s that swear jar going? Cid: Not very ?(&?(*%&?* well... Nathalie: Oh... Well, This is Nathalie... Do you want to come over? Cid: Well, I’ll be %&*%*?%$*? glad to. Now? Nathalie: Yeah! Cid: I’ll be there in one ?(*?*%*& hour... * hangs up * Nathalie: Okay...Who’s next? Cloud... * dials phone number * Tifa: Hello? Nathalie: Tifa? Tifa: Nathalie... Oh... Hi. Nathalie: What are you doing at Cloud’s house? Cloud: Hello? Nathalie: Cloud? Cloud: Who’s this? Tifa: It’s Nathalie, Cloud. Cloud: Uh? Where am I? Who am I? Who’s talking to me? Tifa: Hang up the phone Cloud... Cloud: Whatever you say God... * hangs up * Nathalie: I wont ask...Do you want to come over? Tifa: Sure! Nathalie: Is Cloud coming too? Tifa: I’ll make sure he gets there...Bye. Nathalie: See you later... * hangs up * Now... Irvine * dials phone number * Irvine: The king here... Nathalie: Hi! It’s Nathalie.. Irvine: What’s up crazy chick? Nathalie: Nothing... How come you’re at you’re place? Irvine: I had a fight with Selphie... And she wont let me talk to her... Nathalie: Oh, that’s too bad. Do you want to come over? Irvine: Sure crazy chick! Since I ain’t with Selphie no more... Do ya think... Nathalie: You’re real nice but NO! Irvine: Oh...Common....I can Nathalie: See you. * hangs up * Now, who’s next? Quistis. * dials phone number * Quistis: SeeD, Quistis. May I help you? Nathalie: Hi...Am I catching you at a wrong time? Quistis: Frankly, yes you are... I’m busy busy busy... HEY ZELL!!! GET OUTTA THE FRIDGE!!! Nathalie: Zell’s there? Quistis: He followed me home this morning...Can you get rid of him for me? Nathalie: Sure... Pass him over. Zell: Yo? Nathalie: Hi Zell... Zell: Who is this? Nathalie: It’s Nathalie...Would you like to come over? I’ll let you clean my fridge. Zell: Listen Nats, I love ya and all but the food here is...Did you say fridge? Nathalie: Yep...So, do you? Hello? Zell? Quistis: Oh, thank you so much! Nathalie: No prob! * hangs up * Rinoa’s next. * dials phone number * Seifer: * high pitched voice * Nathalie: Rinoa? Seifer: Yes? Nathalie: Cut it out Seifer... Seifer: * normal voice * How did you know it was me, Nathalie? Nathalie: Who else would tap into Rinoa’s lines trying to listen to her phone conversations? Seifer: Yeah well... Nathalie: Is she there? Seifer: No...she went shopping... * mumbles * with Squall... Nathalie: Aww.. Poor little Seifer with no place to go... Seifer: Hey! I don’t need your or anyone’s pity!... Um... Can I come over? Nathalie: Okay... Seifer: YEAH!!! YAHOO!!! Oh joy!!... Nathalie: *rolls eyes and hangs up * Selphie... * dials phone number * Selphie: Hello? Nathalie: Hi! It’s Nathalie. Selphie: Wait a sec, I’ve got call waiting... Nathalie: K Selphie: Oh... Never mind, It’s just Irvine.... Nathalie: What did he do? Selphie: He was being himself! Nathalie: You shouldn’t be with him if you expect him to change... Selphie: But he’s too cute... * pouts * Nathalie: Well, to keep your mind off of him... Do you want to come over? Selphie: Okie...See ya! * hangs up * Nathalie: Oops... I forgot, Irvine’s coming too... Oh well. Now, let’s see. Sephiroth. * dials phone number * Sephiroth: Who is this? And how did you get my phone number??????? I shall kill you if you do not answer me! Nathalie:... It’s Nathalie and you gave me your phone number... Calm down! Sephiroth: Oh... Well, what is the subject of the conversation you want to initiate with me? Nathalie: You talk like that and you wonder why you don’t have many friends? Sephiroth: You mock me? How dare you? You will have to do a great deal of services to me before I can forgive you!!! Nathalie: How about this... Do you want to come over to my place? Sephiroth: Okie Dokie... I mean... Yes, and you are forgiven of your sins... * hangs up * Nathalie: I’m starting to think this place is going to get a little crowded... Well, I was going to call Squall but since he’s gone with Rinoa, Vincent’s next. * dials phone number * Vincent: Hello? Nathalie: Hi. Vincent: Lucretia? You’re still alive? There’s so much I want to tell you!! Nathalie: Euh...Vincent, it’s Nathalie. Vincent: Oh... I see. Nathalie: Do you want to come over? Vincent: Yes... There’s a call on the other line but just before you go. May I ask you something? Nathalie: Yes, sure. Vincent: Should I bring brownies? Nathalie: You don’t have to.. Vincent: Oh.. I see... Good bye. Nathalie: Bye... Person on the other line: Hello? Vincent: Lucretia! It’s really you this time! Person on the other line: What? Nathalie: Euh... Vincent, you didn’t cut me off yet... Vincent: Oh... I see. Once again, I have made a fool of myself... * hangs up * Nathalie: Okay, one last person to call. Yuffie. * dials phone number * Phone: ring ring ring Answering machine: Hello, you have reached Yuffie. I’m not right here at the moment so just leave a message. If you happen to be someone who happens to have materia, send it to me for a free materia shining! Send it all to... Nathalie: *hangs up * I guess that’s everyone I could get! *goes to the living room * Chantal: What took you so long??? Nathalie: Alot of people to call... Chantal: Yeah, well... Here comes Cid... Nathalie: * opens front door * Hi Cid! Cid: Well a %&**&%?*() hello to you too! Chantal: Hi Cid! Cid: Hi my lil’ ?(&*?(*?&?&?(&?(* Chantal! Nathalie: Come in! Just have a seat on the couch! Cid: Okay... This sure is a ?&*%?*&% nice place you got here! Chantal: Thanks! Nathalie: Hi Tifa! Tifa: Hi! Cloud, say hi... Cloud: To who? Tifa: To Nathalie! Cloud: I wont let a stranger tell me what to do! Nathalie: It’s okay Tifa... Come in! Chantal: There’s Irvine... Irvine: * to Nathalie * Hey crazy chick. Did ya change your mind... Nathalie: No... Come in. Chantal: Hi Irvine! Irvine: Hey little chick! Nathalie: Hi Zell... You look tired. Zell: I ran all the way from Quistis’s place to your place... Nathalie: Oh my... Poor you. Zell: I need some food to give me back some energy... Chantal: * points to the kitchen * Nathalie: Make yourself at home! Chantal: There’s Seifer. Seifer: Hi Nathalie... Thank you sooooo much for... * looks around * I though I was the ONLY one you invited... Nathalie: Oh... common. Just get in. Chantal: How many people did you invite? Nathalie: I dunno... maybe 10... I wonder where Cait Sith is... Chantal: What??? You invited Sephiroth? Sephiroth: YOU!!! DEVIL GIRL!!! Nathalie: Why??? Everytime I try... It always ends up like this... Sephiroth: You didn’t tell me the devil girl would be here!!! Nathalie: Just give me your sword and sit at the opposite end of the room from here... Chantal: Grrrr..... Sephiroth: Being the manered man I am... I shall ignore you devil girl. Chantal: Grrrr..... Nathalie: Hi Selphie! Selphie: You invited Irvine??? Nathalie: Oh yeah... That.... Well you see... Selphie: Ah, doesn’t matter. He doesn’t exist... Nathalie: Oh... And there’s Vincent... Vincent: Hello... I didn’t have time to make brownies. Nathalie: That’s okay. Come in.... Well, that makes everyone but Cait Sith... Cid: If he shows up, I’ll %?(*?%$??*((* fry him... Nathalie: Ok. * closes the door * We can start with a game! I put everyone’s name in this hat and we all have to pick a name out. If you pick yourself out, pick another name. And we have to draw the person you picked. Chantal: That’s a pretty fun game! Right everyone? Cid: ?&%?$&*& Tifa: Yeah! Cloud: Huh? Irvine: YEEEHA! Zell: * mouth full * Ya... Seifer: Ok. Selphie: Irvine? Who’s Irvine? Irvine who? Sephiroth: Quite... Vincent: May I draw Lucretia? Nathalie: I’m sorry Vincent... No. Okay Cid, you go first. Cid: * picks out Vincent * Tifa: * picks out Cloud * Cloud: * picks out Tifa * Irvine: * picks out Nathalie * Zell: * picks out Seifer * Seifer: * picks out Zell * Selphie: * picks out Irvine * Sephiroth: * picks out Chantal * Chantal: * picks out Sephiroth * Vincent: * picks out Cid * Nathalie: Ok, everybody start drawing... ? 30 minutes later * Nathalie: Okay! Let’s show our drawings! Cid: ( picture of Vincent ) Tifa: ( picture of Cloud ) Cloud: ( picture of Tifa ) Irvine: ( picture of Nathalie ) Zell: ( picture of Seifer ) Seifer: ( picture of Zell ) Selphie: ( picture of Irvine ) Sephiroth: ( picture of Chantal ) Chantal: ( picture of Sephiroth ) Vincent: ( picture of Cid ) Nathalie: Well...That’s very nice... Cid: Vincent! What the &*(&%&*?* are you doing? That’s not me!!! Tifa: Oh Cloud! Cloud: Oh Tifa? * they start to make out * Irvine: So... D’you like my picture crazy chick? Nathalie: Irvine! No! Selphie: You slob!!! I’ll kill you!!! * jumps on Irvine and starts strangling him * Sephiroth: YOU!!! YOU ARE MOCKING ME AGAIN!!! MY WORDS ARE VERY MEANINGFUL!!! Chantal: Stop calling me DEVIL GIRL!!!! * jumps on Sephiroth and starts strangling him * Sephiroth: * tries to get Chantal off * Irvine: * tries to get Selphie off * Zell: * mouth full * What do you mean I’m always hungry!!! Seifer: You eat too much you pig!!! And I think I’m better than you ‘cause I am!!! Zell: AHHHH!!!! * starts punching Seifer * Seifer: * punches Zell * Vincent: That is not a very accurate portrait of me, Cid! Cid: We’ll yours ain’t really $%%$*&?(*? accurate either! Vincent: That’s it... Goodbye Nathalie. * leaves * Cid: I’ve %?%?(? had it!! I’m goin’ home!!! Bye Nats! *leaves * Nathalie: Bye... * looks around... Cloud and Tifa are making out, Seifer and Zell are fighting, so are Sephiroth and Chantal, Irvine is trying to protect himself from Selphie... * How come everytime I try to do something nice, It ends up like this... I need some aspirin. * leaves * The End