Walk the Walk by Mariye ---------- Disclaimer: You all know the shpiel. I own nothing. Ever heard that old Ace of Base (Yes I sometimes listen to Ace of Base, so?) song called Barely Turning 18? There was that line, well, you'll see it. I don't own any of the songs here... Creed, Lou Bega, Bon Jovi, and Ace of Base do... NOTE: This my B-day story. Yup, 2day's my B-day + I jus wrote this, 18, yay! ---------- Irvine, Squall, Seifer, and Zell sat in the Cafe talking. "See, getting women is all in the walk." Irvine smiled and tipped his hat at a young SeeD cadet walking past. She smiled and he nodded. Zell shook his head. "If that was true, women would be all over me." "Well, thats cause you don't have a theme song Chicken-Wuss." "Theme song?" Squall and Irvine looked at him in amazement. "....You don't have one?" Squall asked eyes fixed on him. "No! I mean, come on, how can you have a theme song?" Zell looked at all of them. "When you walk, if you walk the right way, music just, well, starts playing. Haven't you ever watched Ally McBeal? Whenever the dork does that thing the Barry White song starts and women are all over him." All three of them stared at Irvine. "I mean, thats what I've heard." They all kept staring. "ALL RIGHT! I WATCH ALLY MCBEAL! BUT ONLY BECAUSE CALLISTA'S HOT! ITS NOT LIKE I LEARNED EVERYTHING I KNOW FROM FINCH!" Seifer squinted at him. "She's not hot, she's a skeleton. Zell, watch." Seifer moved to the middle of the cafeteria. He started his confident normal swagger. Suddenly... out of nowhere... --------------- This ain't a song for the broken-hearted No silent prayer for the faith-departed I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd You're gonna hear my voice When I shout it out loud It's my life It's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just wanna live while I'm alive It's my life ------------------------- Suddenly, Fujin, Rinoa, Quistis, and a small crowd of other girls ran up and crowded around him. Seifer pulled Quistis out of the crowd and walked her back to the other guys with him. She turned and stuck her tongue out at the other girls, then happily trotted back with him. "See Chicken-wuss? Easy." "... Yeah. Watch." Squall, not to be outdone by his rival, walked to the center. He stopped and thought for a moment. Then he slowly, moved forward, conveying his normal hero man in charge attitude.... ------------------------- Although I would like a world of change it helps me to appreciate those nights and those dreams But my friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights if I could make the earth and my dreams the same The only difference is to let love replace all our hate So lets go there Lets make our escape Come on lets go there Lets ask can we stay Can you take me higher To a place where blind men see Can you take me higher To a place with golden streets ----------------------------------- A decent sized crowd of SeeD women ran up, when suddenly they all were tossed aside by a huge gust of wind. Rinoa walked up and smiled at Squall. He smiled back, then kissed her cheek. He extended his arm and she took it, and the two walked back to the group. "It doesn't look that hard." Zell said, looking down at the notes he had written. "I think that I copied all I need to know." Irvine stepped forward. "No man! You can't just learn this! Its... its embedded deep within your soul!" "Amen brother." Said Seifer. Squall smiled again. "Boy, you've only looked at the minor leaguers now." Squall and Seifer looked oddly at him and drew their gunblades. "No offense now boys, but even though you do have some skills, its true, its true, you're just not in my league yet." Squall and Seifer nodded to admit defeat, then put away their gunblades. ------------------------------- One, two, three,four, five Everybody in the car, so come on Let's ride to the liquor-store around the corner, The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna beerbust like I had last week I must stay deep because talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they are getting sweeter So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly It's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need, a little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am, a little bit of you makes me your man ----------------------------------- A huge crowd of women and girls of all ages surrounded Irvine. Selphie jumped up and down near the back, then pushed her way to the center. "Slot! Rapture!" All the women and girls grew little pink wings and floated away. Selphie formed a deathgrip on Irvine's hand, and the two of them walked back to the group. "Okay Chicken-Wuss, try it." Zell made an obsene gesture at Seifer then walked toward the center. He did his little shadow-boxing routine took a deep breath, and started to walk... --------------------------------- Reality reality reality is always You've tattoed yourself what a piece of art You've already broke your mother's heart when I was your age working my ass off - Your generation's soft Reality is always such a drag For barely bloomin eighteens The barely bloomin eighteen wants to know Whats keeping her from searching... ---------------------------------- "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" All of the group were laughing their heads off. Even students had gathered just to watch and giggle. "Hey Zell, I need an icebreaker for the Garden Festival. Wanna come and walk on stage for us?" Selphie said while giggling. Everyone walked off, except for Squall and Rinoa. He started to walk away, but Rinoa told him to wait and she walked over to Zell. "Its okay, don't feel bad, it'll come to you. Bye!" She ran off with Squall. Zell shook his head and started to walk off.... ---------------------------- He's everything you want He's everything you need He's everything inside of you That you wish you could be He says all the right things At exactly the right time But he means nothing to you And you don't know why You're waiting for someone To put you together You're waiting for someone to push you away There's always another Wound to discover There's always something more you wish he'd say But you'll just sit tight And watch it unwind It's only what you're asking for And you'll be just fine With all of your time It's only what you're waiting for... Out of the island Into the highway Past the places where you might have turned You never did notice But you still hide away The anger of angels who won't return I am everything you want I am everything you need I am everything inside of you That you wish you could be I say all the right things At exactly the right time But I mean nothing to you And I don't know why ------------------------------- Zell heard a rumbling. He looked down at a glass of coke on one of the tables. Ripples were forming in the water. He turned back and looked. A flood of women were racing towards him. They all crowded around. "HEY GUYS! LOOK! LOOK WHAT I DID!" He noticed they were all out of range. ~Ah, hell with them.~ He though as he put his arms around two of his new women. "Helloooooooo Ladies." -------- [The End] See! I gave Zell a nice happy ending o^-^o and he didn't get hurt at all either. Well, maybe a little ego bruising, but I think all his women will help fix that.